Witscord Currency Systems

From Witscopedia

The following is a list of various "currencies" invented by Witscord culture. In this instance, a "currency" is any distinct system of countable items said to be earned by some means, especially with no intrinsic value. Currencies may or may not be tracked per user, be exchangeable for other items or services, and/or have specific graphics associated with them.

Bunnies

Held by octavia and tracked in her server nickname. Occasionally distributed unto other users as a bargaining chip or as payment for certain deeds, though it is unclear if the number actually decreases when this occurs. At times the exact item being counted has changed, such as to Pills or Girlfriends. It is unknown if Bunnies can be exchanged by the public.

Cookies

Rewarded to users through use of trashbot's !cookie command. Neither tracked nor depletable. Occasionally lost in transit (eaten).

Cool Point

AKA "Coolpoints". Rewarded for acts of coolness, especially as a bounty (i.e. offered to anyone who completes a proposed action).

Dimmy

AKA "Diamonds". Tangible resource in Minecraft mined from underground. Necessarily tracked and highly exchangeable. Available as blocks (9× value) and ore (1×-4× value depending on Fortune rates; stone dimmy ore is significantly rarer and thus may be worth more than this). Unattainable except through trade and manual gathering. Usable in several one-way recipes, some of which can be obtained easily through in-game Emerald trading, losing their dimmy value drastically.

Dibby

AKA "Ancient Debris", "Debris", or "Netherite". Tangible Minecraft resource similar to Dimmy, but higher value. Available as scraps (1× value processed item form), ingots (4× value + 4× gold value), and blocks (9× ingot value). Only attainable through extensive Nether mining or exploration; much rarer than dimmy and more dangerous to collect. Ingots usable in several one-way recipes, though only one at a time by way of smithing. Requires Netherite Upgrades for use, worth 7× dimmy value.

Gil

AKA "🪙".[1] Frequently exchanged back and forth among Raz, Staz, and select others. Often tracked in server nicknames and pronouns. Lacks intrinsic value, though rumored to be convertible to and from Goob Points.

Goob Points

AKA "GP"[2] or "GBP". Originally earned by octavia due to Keeper of Goob.[3] Granted to Staz for support of Goob, who has struggled to spend them since.

HP (and other stats)

IOUs

Lovely Points

Points (CHOCO)

Points (Leaderboard)

Points (Lipo module)

Points (Taffy game)

Pusa Token

Quest Items (& prestige)

Real Money

Real Theoretical American Dollars

Schwitcoin

Sollars (follars, pollars)

Stazzies (and other reacts)

Superbillion Bonus Coolpoints

Sus Points

Witbucks

Witpoints