Goob

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Machavelle ???, or far more commonly known as Goob, is a rotund feline belonging to user Octavia. Born sometime in December of 2016, he was a little baby Christmas present. He has grown Very Much. He is recognized by the Vatican of Mastodon as a saint.[1]

All Known Photo of Goob

Goob Lore

  • Goob likes to rest his chin and neck in his water bowl, leading to it getting rather wet. User Octavia mistakenly called his neck his nape, leading user Non Euclidean to deem the action the "Nape Neck Pan".
  • Goob is known for rarely giving physical affection but still often looks upon those he loves with fondness.
  • Goob has testicles still.
  • User Octavia once had photos of baby Goob during his great arrival. She no longer has these images.
  • Goob's Legal name, Machavelle, comes from a numerous amounts of things. Portal 2 features the song "Machiavellian Bach", which is based after the adjective "Machiavellian", which is based after the author of The Prince, Niccolo Machiavelli. Octavia mistook Machiavelli is being pronounce Machiavell (Mack E Ah Vell), which was then shortened to Machavelle (Mack Ah Vell (the e at the end is fun! Tehe!)).
  • Goob's legal last name is ???.
  • Goob has shown a fondness for Video Game Poker Night at the Inventory 2, as during a play through was the first time he laid on his landlord's lap.
  • Goob despises being picked up. Goob has done a voice reveal cementing this fact.[2]
  • Goob is slowly invading Witscopedia. Quarintine sites include Page Where You Can Talk To Sus' Mom and Noneuclidean.
  • Goob is mayor it witscord [3].

Testimonials

my goob - octa

ahh... - sus

Notes