Goob
Machavelle ???, or far more commonly known as Goob, is a rotund feline belonging to user Octavia. Born sometime in December of 2016, he was a little baby Christmas present. He has grown Very Much. He is recognized by the Vatican of Mastodon as a saint.[1]
All Known Photo of Goob
- Goob! Behold!
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The first sighting of Goob on the WitsCords. User Lavender has expressed fondness over his round nature. Very nice!
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Goob rests.
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Goob is rudely awoken by a "Sus 1d1p".
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Goob Kill Sus for ruining big nap.
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Goob Observes with fondness.
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Goob lays on the floor like a silly little man.
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Goob is very excited for food noodle yummy. Calm yourself, Goob! Many people are watching!
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Goob has locked in.
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I Hate Septer Coo.
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Goob from 2018, roughly 1-2 years old.
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A rather recent photo of Goob but he looks rather youthful in this one.
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Goob sleeps on the Weighted Blanky.
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Goob Attack! Goodness!
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Ahh... Calm Goob...
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Goob resting on my lap.
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Goob going "Bitch Mode".
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Goob formanning chaos, calling a fair match.
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Goob in his true form in a rather large image.
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Goob playing a strange variation of Texas Hold 'em Poker. He appears to be sleeping.
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Goob laying on his back with his arms stretched out in the air, getting sweet chest rubs.
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Goob invading Noneuclidean Zone.
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Goob looking harshly.
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Goob looking anything but harshly.
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Goob lurks...
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Goob inspecting an offering from Sus1d1p.
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Goob reviving chin scratches.
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Found footage of Goob attacking the camera.
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Goob once again laying on my lap Staring this time.
Goob Lore
- Goob likes to rest his chin and neck in his water bowl, leading to it getting rather wet. User Octavia mistakenly called his neck his nape, leading user Non Euclidean to deem the action the "Nape Neck Pan".
- Goob is known for rarely giving physical affection but still often looks upon those he loves with fondness.
- Goob has testicles still.
- User Octavia once had photos of baby Goob during his great arrival. She no longer has these images.
- Goob's Legal name, Machavelle, comes from a numerous amounts of things. Portal 2 features the song "Machiavellian Bach", which is based after the adjective "Machiavellian", which is based after the author of The Prince, Niccolo Machiavelli. Octavia mistook Machiavelli is being pronounce Machiavell (Mack E Ah Vell), which was then shortened to Machavelle (Mack Ah Vell (the e at the end is fun! Tehe!)).
- Goob's legal last name is ???.
- Goob has shown a fondness for Video Game Poker Night at the Inventory 2, as during a play through was the first time he laid on his landlord's lap.
- Goob despises being picked up. Goob has done a voice reveal cementing this fact.[2]
- Goob is slowly invading Witscopedia. Quarintine sites include Page Where You Can Talk To Sus' Mom and Noneuclidean.
Testimonials
my goob - octa
ahh... - sus