Sus1d1p

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Alex W. (A.K.A. sus, sus1d1p) human joined 5/28/06 witscord user joined 7/17/2020

Overview

Sus1d1p is a white ball with three black lines suggesting a face. He is most commonly seen donning a suit and tie. He is technically the Mayor of Witscord.

Notable Works

1D1P

Tents

Crosshare

[V/M/P]alentines 2024

작업대SB

Head author of Witscord Weekly

Letter Banks

NYTfall

Transigrams Plus

EasterHunt 2020-22

UPC (failed startup)

GridLocks

SeptaHunt 2023-24 (contributor)

RazHaunt (art director)

SLC

Telechain (defunct)

Quests (defunct)

Witscordle (creator) / Woggle (2024 publisher)

Taffy Game (killed peacefully)

Momhunt

WitMinis 2024 (contributor)

1D1P

i dont know if this needs its own header? it does

On the Minecraft server

Sus is the current co-architect of Abi's Community Center base, having helped design much of the Theater and the upcoming Library. He is responsible for most of the redstone in the complex, including the dynamic adjustable beacons, Theater light systems, Theater control room, Peperos themed slot machine, and unique keycard system used throughout the building. He has also designed two hyper-compact Music Disc shufflers, with one installed below the Bookshop (2×1×2.5) and a higher-storage model installed below the Theater (2×2×2).

Sus is generally nomadic, lacking a specific home base and instead choosing to survive off of communal resources and materials held by Abi and the Community Center. The complex itself could be described as his base, but he has no designated living quarters and has not requested any. His only self-sufficient structure comes in the form of his redstone services shop, which itself is a large sign in the shopping district that says FREE. Sus has worked with various other users to develop redstone contraptions to suit their needs. Most notable of these projects is the still-in-progress rail network with a custom station-selection system inspired by Taiji.

Sus is also the creator of suspackt and contributed spritework to witpack.

Witscord Debates

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Trivia

Sus' bizarre name originally stems from his now-defunct Instagram accounts. In addition to his main, which bore his current pfp, he had an alt account dedicated to an undisclosed game fandom, originally named inconspicuous_second_account. However, dissatisfied at the wordiness of this name, he elected to change it to suspicious_second_account to grant himself the nickname sus. Upon joining Discord, he merged these two accounts to form his current persona. The "1d1p" suffix was originally part of an in-joke with Raz to describe a puzzle made by sus; upon changing his username for a bit and being unable to change it back to just "sus" (likely due to the entirely unrelated Among Us wave), he decided to append the suffix permanently.

Sus has a Discord alt named concerned_third_party. The name is a reference to Person of Interest, his favorite show. The fact that it is his third account is entirely coincidental.

Sus is the proud (former) caretaker of Theo the raccoon.

Many different people have created fanart of sus or discovered lookalikes of his face in the wild, leading to a vast collection of suspfps. Each October, he cycles through the pfps he collected that year for Halloween.

Sus' designated Witscord Tarot is the Hanged Man.

Sus' possessive pronoun of choice is sus'.

Sus has conjected himself as being "the most iconic Witscorder", to Zimodo's chagrin. It is ostensibly true, however.

Sus owns a one-of-a-kind Witscord hoodie. It is among his favorite articles of clothing. He also has a hoodie bearing the first panel of The Witness and a T-shirt bearing an ambigram of his username.

Sus' favorite Binding of Isaac enemy is the Cod Worm.

Sus believes that when he dies, he will gain access to a machine known as the God Computer, which has the ability to answer any query. He is specifically interested in querying statistical anomalies and other deterministic subjects that would require analyzing the sum of all terrestrial data. He also fantasizes about a similarly omniscient button that, when pressed, summons a copy of any random object on Earth.

If you show sus a blue-and-purple gradient, he will instinctively comment that it looks pretty.

Sus' weaknesses include infohazards, horror media, Octa being vulgar, self-conscience, the dark, basic human emotions, various kinds of rabbit holes, oceans/pools, and "intimate" social situations such as being asked for opinions on prom dresses.

Sus has true-100%ed The Witness five times. Two of those runs were each completed in one session.

During his senior year in high school, sus contributed greatly to the school's biweekly, student-run variety show as offered in the form of the "TV Production" course. In addition to teleprompting and later anchoring for the opening newscast each episode, sus hosted and produced his own recurring 'Challenge' segment. The goal of the segment was ultimately to encourage students to participate in some interactive challenge, which varied each episode—as such, the videos themselves ranged widely from advertisement to presentation, always with a great emphasis on theatrics, editing, and general filmmaking quality using whatever time or resources were available. Sus also directed special variations of the show's intro sequence for Christmas and April Fools' Day.

Notable Episodes

Halloween — Somber prisoner's monologue, spurring a photo-scavenger hunt leading to a real sack filled with fake $100 bills bearing the TV students' faces.

Thanksgiving — Haiku-writing competition, for which the script is later revealed to have been written in haiku format.

New Years' Day — Colorful 'name that student' asynchronous gameshow featuring the homecoming queen, a theater student who almost joined the studio, the state-wide winner of a trip to Germany, and an IT guy and co-teacher of the course who was soon to leave on sabbatical.

Groundhog Day — Dramatic walk-and-talk monologue set in a Vsauce2-inspired time loop, complete with a bootstrap paradox, glitch-in-matrix, subtle loop jokes, and self-encounter. Viewers encouraged to predict the coming year as groundhogs do.

Valentine's Day — Suit-clad, VFX-heavy presentation advertising a school-wide collectathon. Upwards of fifty paper conversation hearts were hidden around the building overnight, along with 9 challenging bonus hearts hidden by the TV students.

Mid-February — Dramatic noir detective film featuring fedoras, fake cigarettes (lollipops), and the stealthy pursuit of three different suspects, each with an alibi and a backstory. Viewers challenged to solve the plain-sight mystery of the theft.

St. Patrick's Day — An arrogant treasure hunter's camera is stolen by a leprechaun, who runs through the halls to reveal a miniature puzzle hunt which (haphazardly) leads to a pot of fake gold coins and $20 hidden within the school. The treasure was found instantly.

April Fools' Day — Impractical Jokers inspired gameshow in which school staff were blindfolded and challenged to complete surprise tasks: involuntary karaoke, find-the-hidden-cameras, and a miscellaneous school-themed gauntlet for the superintendent.

Easter — Slightly sci-fi presentation explaining a high-score challenge for the supposedly addicting arcade game The Rabbit Hole. The game in question was made in Puzzlescript (but never finished) and hosted on witscord.net so as not to be blocked by the school.

Finale — A long and emotional credits sequence thanking anyone who helped at all with each episode; even Witscord is credited. Was originally going to feature a Community inspired skit in which the various episode-specific Alexes argued, but this was scrapped despite 4 hours of afterschool filming.

Sus' favorite band is Origami Angel.

Despite his frequent vulgarity online, sus despises swearing out loud in front of others.

Sus participates in tttict1kbwcf.

Sus is a big fan of the em dash, and uses it often—sometimes even overusing it, some might say—and even has a designated button on his keyboard to type it at a moment's notice. He is also known to use asterisks* and obeluses^†.

There is a Witscopedia page where you can talk to sus' mom.

At some point in 2024, sus realized that he probably has tinnitus.

Testimonials

things that stand out about sus:

somewhat of a backbone of the witscord experience.

out of all of the puzzles i've seen created on the Witcord, sus has put the most style and effort into his work

picks up and contributes with bits very well, to a surreal degree sometimes

very kind and thoughtful, genuinely really pleasant to be around

very good user :) - octa

sus puts far too much effort into things that way too few people will see, but to those chosen few his creations mean the world - non

you're my favorite person named alex - machka

^†Sus exclusively uses obeluses when he intends to provide the footnote unprompted. Also known as daggers.