Tarotber

The TAROTBER deck.

TAROTBER was a month-long event designed and hosted by sus1d1p in October 2025. Each day of the event, which spanned from the 1st to the 28th, brought a unique gimmick, challenge, game, or event of its own, each themed around a card of the Major Arcana.

The idea behind Tarotber arose from sus' daily suspfp practices. After "commissioning" a major arcana deck from jony for an unrelated project a year before, he was in possession of a set of twenty-eight tarot pfps (due to THE LOVERS, THE DEVIL, and JUDGEMENT each featuring three faces). Combined with his traditional Halloween Witscord Tarot pfp and two others in similar styles, the thematic set was extended to encompass the entire month—and with precedent behind hosting gimmicks on days with especially meaningful pfps, the plan unfolded naturally.

O — THE FOOL ⠀ oct 1

IT BEGINS.

Sus first announced the event, reaching out in search of volunteers and generally encouraging participation while avoiding as many spoilers for the coming days as possible. Although a partial schedule was released with the intent of accruing volunteer signups, low turnouts led him to recruit specific members in a door-to-door fashion. Sus considered this move to be quite annoying, especially before any of the promised festivities actually occurred, but accepted it as necessary and appreciated that it further embodied THE FOOL.

Full Announcement Message

@Puzzle People @WW Subscribers Hi! Sorry to break it to you, but this is not a puzzle, nor is it the latest edition of critically-defamed newspaper-magazine Witscord Weekly™. This is an opportunity if you will, an announcement if you won't, and a warning if you're still deciding. This is TAROTBER. For the entire month of October, as I cycle through my tarot card suspfps so graciously designed by @TheJonyMyster, I will be putting on a unique gimmick for every single day*. Some are entirely personal to me, some are events I'll be hosting, and some fall somewhere in between, but each day will bring a new surprise that aligns with the themes of card I'm displaying. I can't promise all of em will be good, per se—but I'm gonna try. And I'm gonna need your help. For a select few days, that's quite literal: the gimmick simply won't work without volunteer participants. If you're interested in applying, I'm looking for... October 7th-9th – 7-10 volunteers to come play a semi-asynchronous social-deduction game with me. I'll reveal specifics in DMs. October 10th – 2 or 3 players to individually verse me in a more... on-brand game. Or a volunteer ref to oversee it all. October 14th – Anyone who'd like an excuse to host a special event or gimmick of their own; a tournament, challenge, social experiment, anything. I'll help you plan, but you can be the star. October 16th – A select few individuals from this crowd who I'll be shooting a DM to anyway... but when the day comes, you might be able to join even if you're not one of them. (If you'd like to participate or have ANY questions at all, do NOT hesitate to inquire within. I'd like to reveal as little as necessary, but I'll be as transparent as possible, too.) And for the rest of the days... all I ask for is a captive audience. I know not everyone here particularly likes my antics, but I've been slowly plotting this for a while now. It's not the greatest feat. In fact, it's missing a lot of pieces, and i am fucking Terrified. But this whole project means a lot to me, and I've tried my very very hardest to make it cool and inviting and just plain fun. So even if you're dubious, I'd really, really appreciate it if you'd humor me just this once. Or, y'know, 28 times. Ish. And hey, if you're actually kinda pumped about this, lemme know! I've hijacked the admins' accounts to install a special @TAROTBER role so you don't miss any of the festivities. Thank you for reading, feel free to ask me any questions, and we'll just have to see where the cards take us. It's a blank slate, after all. 🃏 ⫫⃝

I — THE MAGICIAN ⠀ oct 2

BY POWERS ABOVE
Today's event will be plain and... easy.

Immediately before announcing the day's event, sus activated a lipogram for the letter M via trashbot's !lipo module. Sus then kept this constraint going for the duration of the day, including in DMs, texts, and real-life writing—a "slip-up" in the afternoon did negate his score in terms of trashbot's message counter, but he continued to avoid use of the letter afterwards. Although not exactly intended, sus was delighted to see other members attempt the challenge as well, including non, octa, jony, Casualjoe, lav, will, emmie, Fridgemancer, and Raz. Lavender ended up with the highest score of 243 points.

[full lipoboard here]

At 11:35 that night, sus then suddenly called for everyone's attention to "play a little game". After laying out six tarot cards (those being DEATH, THE EMPRESS, THE FOOL, JUSTICE, THE STAR, and THE HIGH PRIESTESS), he asked for a volunteer to pick a number from one to five. Upon the answer of 3 from octa, he removed card Ⅲ (THE EMPRESS) from the spread and asked for a new number, this time from one to four. Fullest picked 2; sus removed the two outermost cards (DEATH and THE HIGH PRIESTESS), "as requested".

Admitting that he was obviously moving the goalposts with these requests to isolate the card he wanted, sus provided the opportunity to freely choose a card from the three still left in the image. Emmie then selected THE FOOL. After confirming this choice with emmie and everyone else present, he instructed them to read out the first letter in each of his messages that day, starting from the very first use of the lipo command and ending just before the performance. These letters, extracted as lBhNernsbbynaqfunyypubbfryvXrbar, were gibberish—but as his final instruction, sus told the audience to ROT-13 the string, yielding the foretold prediction YOUAREAFOOLANDSHALLCHOOSELIKEONE.

[trick explanation]

[full message log]

II — THE HIGH PRIESTESS ⠀ oct 3

HIGH AND MIGHTY
Today's gimmick will reveal itself in due time.

Sus invited his Mother into the server, who took questions from the crowd under the moniker "the OG susAF". It was not until the following morning that she arrived, and it was not until she announced it that anyone realized she was sus' mom.

Notable Quotes

Hello.

I'm Sus's mom. I'm here for the high priestess day.

Sus speaks highly of you all.

3 is my favorite number.

Match 3 games are boringly easy. I like the 100 cats games though. I like 3p arpgs. I suck though. → octa: shes a gamer...

Susmom hunt was great but even though sus dumbed it down for me, it was difficult.

I am timeless. → sus: mom hit the elephant button

Lol I'm 46 and yes, i saw the birth of the internet.

→ jony: @susmom Does sus usually let you in on his schemes? Sus shares as much as he chooses to with me... the apple didn't roll far.

Sure, raz. I'll pick a puppet.

I love music, and I love to sing and whistle, but I have no talent in such things. My mom taught me to play piano, but it never took. I sang in hs chorus. Yaaaay. You've probably heard me singing terribly in the background when sus is on.

→ Fullest: susmom give me a suggestion on something to draw Hmmm.... I don't know what my bounds are here,  but how about a portrait of me and sus... given the theme, maybe posed as duccio saw it?

→ lav: what is susmom passionate about Sus, cats, pot, being outside........ I'm pretty boring. I doodle.

I listen to your music alot, will. I enjoy it very much! You make good tracks! Oh and congrats

→ sus: she's the high priestess for a reason Damn straight

→ will: smog (sus mom OG) what music do you listen to? https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtGLI-NHB2NjblvDdpk63ttsc6Rd5Rzyf This was a prepared sample. I listen to a lot of electronica... bt, bluetech, dreaming cooper. I like a good variety though.

I had subliminal stuck in my head and on repeat for 4 days (no exaggeration) without reprieve. → sus: sorry.

I was indeed a Hindu Goddess in a previous incarnation... I have extra hands.

Thanks for having me! Nice to hang!

→ sus: bye mom. Oklyb

Although the intent was for her to stay for only this one day, Susmom continues to lurk and occasionally chimes in during conversation, especially for small events hosted by sus. She also was reprised for THE WORLD.

III — THE EMPRESS ⠀ oct 4

WHATEVER YOU DO...
Your task today, put simply, is to do something cool and show it off. In other words... impress me.

As described, sus encouraged onlookers to impress him. Given this day coincided with SeptaHunt 25, this was a "hands-off" event so as not to require sus' attention or necessarily his own participation. In total, there were six submissions:

• Fridgemancer wrote a song in 17/16 and 17 tone equal temperament.
• Octa shared an Overwatch 2 'Play of the Game' clip of hers (playing as Venture).
• Zimodo created a complicated logic/hunt puzzle for SeptaHunt. Although not officially submitted, and begun a few days prior, the puzzle was only finished on the day of and accepted regardless.
• Marvin hand-drew a map of The Witness.
• Abi most literally impressed sus into a piece of clay.
• Jony created the 12-track album Strawman, though was given an extra day's worth of time.

After all of the submissions were complete, the top three were ranked by sus by impressiveness, with Abi winning third place, Jony taking second, and Zimodo being crowned the ultimate winner.

IV — THE EMPEROR ⠀ oct 5

...DON'T
Your task today, put simply, is to do the opposite of yesterday. Do the worst thing you can think of to me. Within reason.

Similar to the previous day, SeptaHunt was still ongoing, meaning this was another "independent participation" event. Originally, the plan was for sus to take the submissions from the previous day and try to one-up them; however, he underestimated both how long SeptaHunt would run and how advanced the submissions would be, and thus decided to pivot to this riskier and more entertaining option at the last minute.

In total, there were eight submissions, from octa, non, Seren, Abi, Fullest, Evelyn(?), william, and Fridgemancer (whose specific submissions shall not be documented). The rankings were announced shortly before the end of the day, with Fridge earning third place, Will coming in second, and Seren firmly securing the overall win.

V — THE HIEROPHANT ⠀ oct 6

TEST OF FAITH
How deep does the rabbit hole go? It's time to find out...

Sus released a 40-question, 200-point quiz designed to test participants' knowledge of trivia about himself, with the three highest-scoring users each slated to win personalized autographed selfies from him. At the time of this article's writing, these photos still have yet to be taken, as only one of the three winners has called in their request.

The quiz was comprised of four sections, each containing eight normal questions worth five points each, one more involved question worth ten points, and an open-ended bonus question worth up to five extra points granted depending on the quality of the answer rather than its actual accuracy. The four sections were denoted as follows—beware of answer spoilers:

EASY

Straightforward multiple-choice questions taken straight from the wiki.
Question	Answer	Rationale
When is my birthday?	May 28th
What is my favorite color?	Lavender Royal Blue Glaucous ★ Periwinkle	Although other colors could perhaps be considered his favorite, glaucous is the only given option also mentioned on his wiki page.
What is my designated Witscord Tarot card?	The Hermit The Hierophant The Hanged Man ★ The Fool
What's my favorite TV show?	The Good Place Community Person of Interest ★ The BBC's Sherlock
Who's my favorite band?	Tally Hall Origami Angel ★ OK GO They Might Be Giants
When is my Wittiversary?	July 17th	This is the day in which sus sent his first message in Witscord.
What's the ideal possessive form of my name?	Sus's sus' ★ sus's Sus'	Sus prefers his name stylistically uncapitalized (though other grammatical conventions are prioritized).
What is my current opinion of myself?	not a huge fan it is unclear at this time ★ he's hot and funny and the women flock to him stupidest motherfucker i know. never change	This question refers to the testimonial left on sus' page by himself, which changes at rare intervals. The fourth answer is in fact an excerpt from his testimonial on non's page.
True or False? (Exactly five are true.)	I have true-100%ed The Witness ten times.	At the time of release, he had only done this five times total.
	I use daggers exclusively when I intend to reveal the footnote unprompted. ★
	I probably have tinnitus. ★
	I own a one-of-a-kind Witscord-themed T-shirt.	His only truly Witscord-specific clothing is a hoodie.
	My username originates from my first Instagram account.	It originates from his second Instagram account, suspicious_second_account.
	I am jpegdirt number one jpegdirt fan. ★
	I participated in the 2024 Ptruzzle Hunt and won along with the rest of my team.	Although his team did win, he did not actually participate in the solve process.
	I have starred in several high school student films. ★	The films in question were created by sus for his TV Production class.
	Zimodo has conjectured that I am "the most iconic Witscorder".	Sus himself conjectured this, to Zimodo's chagrin.
	I have a good relationship with my mom. ★	As evidenced by the page where you can talk to her.
BONUS: What do you think my last name is?	[Not to be revealed.]

MEDIUM

More involved question types that get a little more obscure.
Question	Answer	Rationale
Which of the following are weaknesses of mine?(Exactly five are correct.)	Infohazards ★
	Clowns
	False vacuum decay	"why would i care if the whole universe explodes? there wouldnt be anything left to care about. not my problem"
	The dark ★
	Thunderstorms	Though power outages are usually traumatic for him, he greatly enjoys the rain itself.
	Various rabbitholes ★
	Bodies of water ★	Sus cannot swim, and has deep, repressed memories of trying to.
	Panels with 25 or more hexdots	Hexdot fields are among his favorite panel genres.
	Caffeine	Sus has never had coffee, energy drinks, or soda.
	Octavia ★	"Yeah"
Which of the following are names of puzzles I've made? (Exactly five are correct.)	The Call of the Void ★	Sus' 1D1P 53 submission.
	Indivinity
	Milkshakes ★	Part of Fridgehunt.
	Cryptic Crossroads	Jony's 1D1P 54 submission.
	Error Correction ★	Failed UPC startup puzzle once posted for testsolving.
	The Shoe is on the Other Foot
	XWEVX	Made-up string first seen in Dinf. Exact origins unknown.
	Time Flies ★	Sus' 1D1P 42 submission, otherwise known as EH22.
	Semaphore
	Octavia ★	Crossword made for octa as a quest reward.
Who do I main in Overwatch?		Juno, the initiate Martian support hero. "she is like a little bug. also pretty hair."
Which of the following are foods I enjoy? (Exactly five are correct.)	Soda	The carbonation hurts sus' tongue and throat.
	Cauliflower ★
	Olives ★
	Pickles ★
	Onion rings	Sus hates the texture and taste of onion.
	Curry	Too spicy.
	Watermelon	As a generality, sus does not like fruit of any sort.
	Soy sauce ★
	Pretzels	Too dry and flavorless.
	Steak ★	"mooing"
Which of these is my signature?		Although only one of these is used in autographs, sus uses a more boring signature on proper documents, and has described the other options as "tempting".
Which of the following items are part of my typical ShakeShack™® order? (Exactly five are correct.)	Shack2O Bottled Water	Too pricey, and the water itself tastes off if left in the bottle too long. Sus prefers to use a disposable paper cup.
	Ranch Dressing ★	For the frypickles.
	Bacon Cheese Fries
	Fried Pickles ★	Since removed from the menu in a tragic betrayal.
	SmokeShack® Double
	ShackBurger® Single ★
	Strawberry Milkshake ★	If applicable, this may be substituted out for a limited-time seasonal shake.
	Ketchup
	ShackSauce™ on the side ★	Intended for the burger, but used for the frypickles as well.
	Chocolate Milkshake
What's my favorite emote?	Dropdown Narohodo Narahido Narohodu Naruhido Noruhedo Naruhado Naruhodo ★ Norihodo Noruhido woggers Norihado Nurahado Noruhado Norohodu Narohudu Norahado
Is this pusa.	Yesss No no no no ★	The image has been edited to omit the characteristic spot on his nose.
In what order does the Telechain fall, starting with me?	Sus Octa Jony Septa Lav Machka Fullest Gui Non
BONUS: What do you think my deepest, darkest desire is?	[Not to be revealed.]

HARD

Simple answers, but open-ended questions.
Question	Answer	Rationale
What state do I live in?	Pennsylvania, PA
What color are my shoes?	Black	As shown on camera once or twice and mentioned several other times.
What does "DRR" stand for?	Displeasing Response Ratio
What's my biggest pet peeve?	Redundancy
What's her name?	Lily, Tiger Lily, Lilycat	"my lily"
What's her name?	Shadow, Shadowcat	"my shadow"
What's his name?	Blondie, Blondiecat	"my blondie"
What's the title of my """upcoming""" Puzzlescript project?	SOKOJON	SOKOJON was only released during THE MOON, and thus still "upcoming". The extra quotes were intentional misdirection from the planned release.
What's the answer to this GridLock?	DORD	"DORD" is a famous ghost word, intended to prevent lucky guesses.
BONUS: [Not to be revealed.]	YesNo ★	i don't have to tell you

BATSHIT

Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Question	Answer	Rationale
What is c3p allergic to, according to a one-off bit?	Blueberries ★ Tree nuts Feathers HDMI cable	Seen here.
Which of the following is a quote from me? (part 1)	dude. thou shalt not covet. gui don't take this the wrong way but a bunny rabbit would surely thrash your ass porn has been defeated Ten Thousand Pound Falafelnut Deep Froiled In Goat Fat For 16 Years ★	Seen here. The other three are instead quotes from noneuclidean.
How many face reveals have I published, at the time of this quiz being released?	0 ½ 1 1½ ★ 2 2½ 3	Seen here.
How many siblings do I have, at the time of this quiz being released?	0 ½ ★ 1 1½ 2 2½ 3	Seen here, technically. But mostly a vibe check.
Which of the following is a quote from me? (part 2)	i'll ficking kill oyou ★ :xra: WEINER TAKE ALL i went to this shirt to get more gurt hop on archipelago witness sumbols kisisng gif	Seen here. The other three are instead quotes from thejonymyster.
Which of the following are real abbreviations I've coined and not just randomly-generated trigrams?	UPC ★	Short for Unofficial Puzzle Club.
	PLQ
	EGB ★	Short for E-Girl Bias, the (somewhat dated) tendency for sus to favor requests from or be more lenient towards octavia.
	AZH
	JFO ★	Short for Joke For One, said after publicly making an inside joke that only one person, usually octa, will get.
	EGT
	VCF
	HHF
	SBJ ★	Short for SingleBreastedJacket, a sub-puzzle in SeptaHunt 2024.
	AAA ★	Short for Ask Anyone Anything.
Where were the blocks located in your own 2024 Witmini? (If you did not have a witmini, please draw a portrait of me in the space provided instead.)	⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ (answer varies.)
Which of the following is a quote from me? (part 3)	AaaaA a A a A A a a a aa A A A AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA a A a AAAAAAAAA a aaa A A a a aa aa a  a a   a a  A  AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAEAAAAUAAAAAUAUUAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAAAAUAHAAAAAGH ★ Oooo-ooo, Ooooo-Ooooh! eeee eebrrrrrbrrrrrbrrreeee baaaaaak eeee eebrrrrbrrrre eem brrree	Seen here. The other three are quotes from various users.
Match the future suspfps to their filenames!	ineffible	From a portrait medley drawn by jony. Evokes a very particular emotion that cannot be described.
	sendnudes	Reference to a conversation about NESWUDLR puzzles.
	t	Cropped from a suggested T-shirt design.
	nts	From a bygone trend of NTS-styled pfps.
	goodday	Inspired by a scene from Tally Hall's Good Day music video.
	atomvector	One of two lifted from TDR's Atoms Vectors Pixels Ghosts series.
	nine	From The Jonathon Blowness, issue nine.
	cute	Cute.
	hard	Tangential reference to Hard Mode in Wordle.
	furaffinity	Lifted from a Furaffinity profile banner.
BONUS: Before you go, please type anything you want. (if it's funny you get some points.)	"I will win the frillion dolla" "cat quest spotted!!!" "I hope I got perfect score" "knock knock" "[Not to be revealed.]" "[Not to be revealed.]" "[Not to be revealed.]" "i cheated on every question." (answer varies.)	The third guy bombed.

The following day, the three highest quiz scores were announced: Guishark with 109 points, octa with 117 points, and noneuclidean taking with 137 points. It was also revealed that Fullest scored one point under par (with a score of 99) and that Zimodo scored a perfect zero after losing 1,000 points on the bonus. Jony had playtested the quiz weeks beforehand and was given a baseline score of 100, though it is unclear how accurately that score reflected the overall difficulty.

VI — THE LOVERS ⠀ oct 7-9

F.M.K.
If you've signed up for today's game, please check your inbox, covertly, in the coming moments.
Good luck.

Across the span of three days, sus privately hosted an original, semi-asynchronous, social-deduction card game for seven chosen volunteer players recruited during THE FOOL. The game, known as FMK, was inspired by TheFullestCircle's I Can't Tell series as well as Game Changer's season 6 game Ratfish; each of the seven players were sent the login information to a nondescript Discord account, each of which had joined a central Discord server that served as the "play area". These accounts were named One through Seven, and each assigned a color as well as a characteristic emoji. Sus, as the game master, assumed the number Zero, and Nine was used in spirit for Fullest, who spectated the game. "Eight" was ultimately unused, but said to represent players who had been eliminated, with such players' pfps turning black upon death.

The players' profile pictures, heart colors, and designated emoji.

VII — THE CHARIOT ⠀ oct 10

WITLAG
We play games where the game is our game.
Come join me for a test drive of a Witness Hide & Seek prototype!

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VIII — STRENGTH ⠀ oct 11

HEAVY IS THE CROWN
The premise is simple. Pay me the amount shown in USD to inflict me with a curse. If I fuck it up, you'll get double the amount back.

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IX — THE HERMIT ⠀ oct 12

DAY OFF
Greetings from the Telechain.

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X — THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE ⠀ oct 13

WHEEL
The Wheel biddeth. With any luck, I will be live at https://www.twitch.tv/sus1d1p from 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM tomorrow.

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XI — JUSTICE ⠀ oct 14

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XII — THE HANGED MAN ⠀ oct 15

HANGING ROOM
I'm gonna take it easy today. Let's do a rerun of suspfp-interactive—DM me an instruction to apply to this pfp and I'll oblige.

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XIII — DEATH ⠀ oct 16

EGODEATH
Everything is normal.

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XIV — TEMPERANCE ⠀ oct 17

FIX THE SELF
Goodnight, folks! Here's my schedule for tomorrow.

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XV — THE DEVIL ⠀ oct 18-20

SEE NO EVIL
Today's goals are as follows.
DO: Solve a puzzle
PLAY: construct a nether portal
MAKE: five portraits*

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HEAR NO EVIL
Today's goals are as follows.
DO: guess the content of a message
PLAY: win a round of overwatch
MAKE: a short ytp

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XVI — THE TOWER ⠀ oct 21

WITSCOUP
The sky is not the limit.

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XVII — THE STAR ⠀ oct 22

THE SET LIST
At about 10:00 AM this coming morning, I will be going live in this server and attempting to set as many overdue 1D1Ps as I can throughout the day.
Come join me! I could use the help.

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XVIII — THE MOON ⠀ oct 23

SOKOJON
...The demo.

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XIX — THE SUN ⠀ oct 24

SEIZE THE SOL
May the day come and linger. The following is an itemized list of every puzzle I have ever constructed, as well as a very-much-in-progress presentation breaking down all of their solutions. Throughout tomorrow I will be in vc to explain the solutions to any not yet displayed... which is basically all of them. Just pick any and I'll walk you through the solve process.
Also, ask me anything.

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XX — JUDGEMENT ⠀ oct 25-27

YOU TELL ME
Please take good care of him while I'm away.

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XXI — THE WORLD ⠀ oct 28

THE WORLD IS ENDING
The world is ending

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Trivia

Jony's base tarot deck upon which the sus faces were affixed.

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