Revision as of 05:33, 28 January 2026

Trashbot

Alias	"tbot"
Developer	William_Williams
Join Date	06/02/2018

Trashbot is a discord bot developed by William_Williams. It has been on Witscord since 06/02/2018. Its main purpose is to be funny, and to be a conduit for jokes as they arise on the server.

Commands

!amelon (etc.)

!containsadd

!coinflip

Displays either "heads" or "tails". Alternatively, trashbot, flip a coin. can be used for a more flavorful response.

!counter

Displays a random number, pretending to increment a counter.

!cum

Reacts to the message with C, U, M. Also followed suit by Stazkun.

!d...

Several "dice" commands exist in this form, each intended to display a randomized response from a particular pool:

!d1

Displays "hi".

!d2

Displays one of 60 "either-or" responses, each of which has a suitable pair also in the pool; for instance, "black" or "white". Supports omening. See also !coinflip.

Possible !d2 Responses
one	two
heads	tails
yes	no
coke	pepsi
tits	ass
a	b
x	y
black	white
male	female
do	dont
true	false
👍	👎
trashbot	not trashbot
plus	minus
good	bad
smash	pass
:oswin:	:watson:
win	lose
its so over	we're so back
left	right
up	down
on	off
red	blue
`1`	`0`
day	night
sun	moon
high	low
in	out
light	dark
order	chaos

!d3

Rolls a number one through three.

!3d

Displays one of nine 3d-animated gifs, each with a number one through three.

3d!

Displays this gif.

!d4, !d6

Rolls a number one through four and one through six, respectively.

!2d6

Rolls two independent numbers one through six, one after the other. Most notably used in the Quests punishment RNGAOL.

!dsus, !d8, !dfullest

Displays a random image depicting the associated user: !dsus selects a previously-adorned (canon) suspfp from the official folder; !d8 selects from a pool of various photos, pfps, and edits depicting Octavia; !dfullest displays TheFullestCircle's current pfp, which does not change. All three support omening, but !d8 will also roll a number one through eight if used verbatim.

!dnon

Displays "we care about you". What did sus mean by this?

!d∞

Displays a random contextless message or image; see main article D-Infinity. Additionally, !inf can be used to display the infinity symbol for ease of use.

!equalsadd

!feed

!finally

!help

Displays a list of all currently available commands, some of which are accompanied by a brief description.

!host...

!internet (etc.)

jpegdirt!random

!karaoke

!keycard

!kill (etc.)

!leaderboard

!lipo

lovely react

!mcip (etc.)

!num

!panic

!psst (etc.)

!pusa (etc.)

!qat

!quest (etc.)

!regexadd

!remindme

!rot...

!six

!todo

Displays the user's current to do list. Items can be added to the list by appending text to the command (as with !todo implement battles), and later removed via !todoclear followed by the number of an entry. Multiple entries may be deleted within the same command by comma-separating the numbers in any order; however, do be mindful that the entry numbers change between separate instances of the clear command.

William's current todo list as of January 27, 2026:

trashbot dailies
figure out why battles update after they're over
ithinkitis font size and line breaks
per-world server properties (for render/simulation distance, difficulty)
combine server boot messages
keep track of time since last swampy boots post
ability to remove individual instanthumor responses
look at discord.py cogs to finally cash out some of that technical debt
quests historical list to prevent stale quests
remove all divining commands
get scared
fuck it all kinds of todolist holiday variants
lost in the gyrozone
!containsresponses
real module system that reads from folders instead of requiring import statements and updating main
feed print no keycard
look at trashbot error from ⁠Quests
rap "at grok is this true"

truth value?

!uptime

!whosuprn

!wiki (etc.)

witsco!search