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[[File:Dr. Panic.png|thumb|A typical can of Dr. Panic, produced in the 1990s. The main ingredients are water, cane sugar, caffeine, cocaine, 46 spices and flavourings.]] | [[File:Dr. Panic.png|thumb|A typical can of Dr. Panic, produced in the 1990s. The main ingredients are water, cane sugar, caffeine, cocaine, and 46 secret spices and flavourings.]] | ||
'''Dr. Panic''' (patent pending) is the official beverage sponsor of [[Witscord]]. It is an energy drink. It was invented in 1984 by [[Dr. Panic (inventor)|Dr. Panic]]. | '''Dr. Panic''' (patent pending) is the official beverage sponsor of [[Witscord]]. It is an energy drink. It was invented in 1984 by [[Dr. Panic (inventor)|Dr. Panic]]. | ||
The drink's tagline is '''"It really does make you Panic."''' | |||
More intel will be added as it comes in. | More intel will be added as it comes in. | ||
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=== September 9, 2025 === | === September 9, 2025 === | ||
[[Noneuclidean]] claims to be [[Dr. Panic (inventor)|Dr. Panic]]. This claim is supported by [[Panic]], who tasks Noneuclidean with working out the complexity class of [[0PLAYER]]. Noneuclidean (whom new evidence suggests is in fact Dr. Panic) in a display of staggering intelligence instantly works out the answer to be 0P. | [[Noneuclidean]] claims to be [[Dr. Panic (inventor)|Dr. Panic]]. This claim is supported by [[Panic]], who tasks Noneuclidean with working out the complexity class of [[0PLAYER]]. Noneuclidean (whom new evidence suggests is in fact Dr. Panic) in a display of staggering intelligence instantly works out the answer to be 0P. | ||
=== Lore === | |||
The drink was first marketed as Dr. Panic in England in the 1980s. However, by the early 90s its strongest market became the United States. Americans were first introduced to the drink in 1991 during the [[wikipedia:Gulf_War|Gulf War]], where it was popular among members of the British Armed Forces. It was also rumoured to be [[wikipedia:Saddam_Hussein|Saddam Hussein's]] favourite beverage. The drink's British origins are reflected in its logo, which uses the British convention of not placing punctuation after the abbreviation for "doctor." Despite this, the official name as marketed in the United States is "Dr. Panic," although as of September, 2025 it remains to be trademarked or patented. | |||
Latest revision as of 23:59, 9 September 2025
Dr. Panic (patent pending) is the official beverage sponsor of Witscord. It is an energy drink. It was invented in 1984 by Dr. Panic.
The drink's tagline is "It really does make you Panic."
More intel will be added as it comes in.
September 9, 2025
Noneuclidean claims to be Dr. Panic. This claim is supported by Panic, who tasks Noneuclidean with working out the complexity class of 0PLAYER. Noneuclidean (whom new evidence suggests is in fact Dr. Panic) in a display of staggering intelligence instantly works out the answer to be 0P.
Lore
The drink was first marketed as Dr. Panic in England in the 1980s. However, by the early 90s its strongest market became the United States. Americans were first introduced to the drink in 1991 during the Gulf War, where it was popular among members of the British Armed Forces. It was also rumoured to be Saddam Hussein's favourite beverage. The drink's British origins are reflected in its logo, which uses the British convention of not placing punctuation after the abbreviation for "doctor." Despite this, the official name as marketed in the United States is "Dr. Panic," although as of September, 2025 it remains to be trademarked or patented.