AaA

Welcome to Ask Anyone Anything, a public forum for asking and answering interesting personal questions. The goal is to emulate the Witscord-adopted pastime of AMAs, where unlike traditional AMAs you'd see on other forums, the questions have absolutely nothing to do with the context posed by the original askee.

Please include your name and the date when answering a question. You may answer the same question multiple times (hence the date) and are encouraged to ask as many questions as you can think of.

What's the coolest word you see around you right now?

askee. sounds like ascii. is also definitely a real word — sus 3/8/25

progesterone :) — octa 3/8/25

物権総論 — staz 3/9/25

sample — casualjoe 3/9/25

theres never any damn cool words around me smh - j 3/27/25

What would you ask the Godcomputer? ^[context]

I'm atheist regarding Godcomputer. — staz 3/9/25

The name of this one Roblox place that involved a time machine in a house from ~2014-'15 which I distinctly remember because of its layout involving weird stairs. Also the guy who owned it was named Alex, I think? — casualjoe 3/10/25

"What question would give me the most fulfillment if answered by the Godcomputer" — fullest 3/27/25

"What are all the witness puzzles in the world, fanmade or otherwise?"

"Is there any closed form formula to determine the amount of paths that can be drawn from the bottom left to top right witness style? If so, what is the formula? If not, can a matrix be formed of the numbers?"

(insert favorite conjecture here)

(insert debated topics where omnipresence is needed to fully answer the questions, like door vs wheels amount question)

"Was the world really going bad?" "Was my life really going bad?" — just kirb 4/1/25

what does the p in pH stand for. also @fullest fun fact in some interpretations of the godcomputer afterlife you ascend to a more stereotypical heaven / nirvana once you receive whatever the most fulfilling answer possible is — sus 4/1/25

What's your favorite stupid website?

definitely https://ytmp3.men/ytmp3/, A completely genuinely functional youtube to mp3 converter, themed unironically about one man's male gaze. Feel free to visit and use it but be mindful that it's probably going to try and make you download malware... — jony 3/8/2025

http://example.com — staz 3/9/25

Have you ever received an award?

I'm sure I have but I don't remember what it was. "Achievement is its own reward; pride obscures it." -Major Briggs, Twin Peaks — staz 3/9/25

when i was in 10th grade i won an award for being the most valuable member of the math team despite not actually being on the math team — fullest 3/27/25

Yes. — just kirb 4/1/25

i used to have multiple binders for every award i've gotten in and out of school during primary school, and then the reception goes logarithmic (last award i have recieved was 6 years ago)— prod 4/17/25

i'll be honest i don't remember. it seems like the kind of thing i would do though.— panic 4/16/25

Classic, predictable time machine question?

I guess I would go back to the 1960s just to see what it's like. Everyone wearing suits and talking a little more formally than we do now. 1960s America seems a lot like modern Japan in some ways. — staz 3/9/25

id probably go back a few years and give myself all the lessons i learned from therapy i waited like a year to get and also tell myself that i become so girl — octa 3/27/25

go back to around 2016 to witness internet culture then — casualjoe 3/27/25

into the future as far as it will go — panic 3/27/25

Pedantically: "If you have the opportunity to go back in time into one period, when do you want to be in?" More common interpretation: "Old internet era, where websites are much more creative than it used to be." — just kirb 4/1/25

despite the world being shit my personal journey has been the best currently, and im still climbing (also stuff from therapy also)— prod 4/17/25

How much risk is worth how much reward? And if it depends, how do you decide?

i feel like i gauge risk not based on the amount of reward but rather the amount of potential loss (probably common), where i would turn down a big opportunity if i know i would succeed without it (this is "winmore" in roguelikes)— prod 4/17/25

What's the furthest you'd be willing to go away from home (without some absurd compensation)?

Not really sure I understand the question. Obviously people take vacations very far from their home and don't get compensation for it. Do you mean like, if someone walked up to me and said "I dare you to go as far away from your home as you can right this second," how far would I go? If I'm allowed to use money I would take the Shinkansen to Osaka and back. If I'm not allowed to use money I guess I would ride my bike to the next city over (maybe 2 or 3 hours round trip). If I can't use my bike then I guess I would take a walk to the other side of my city (literally only like 10km round trip). — staz 3/11/25

new york. — octa 3/27/25

im literally becoming a foreign worker in a year (also im going to offkai come check me out or smth)— prod 4/17/25

Do you want to make more friends than you currently have?

yes but ideally without having to meet anyone — sus 3/10/25

honestly don't see why I need more friends right now — casualjoe 3/10/25

itd probably be for the best but id be more socially tired so im on the fence — octa 3/27/25

yeah — staz 4/3/25

yeah but also i feel like im already being kind of not very attentive to my friends due to having too many of them, people see me as busy when its really just various favors and hangouts piling up— prod 4/17/25

What sorts of experiences do you seek out?

a lot but i like emotional ones that are scary and help me see that negative emotions arent as bad as they seem and usually lead to being more grateful for the positive experiences. new social situations is also something i look for. — octa 3/27/25

Positive moments of exploration to sorrow out the negative ones. Lifes too horrible rn without it. — just kirb 4/1/25

Which method of cooking eggs would you choose right now?

Soft-boiled (10 minutes). — staz 3/12/25

Could go for some cheesy fluffy scrambled eggs, but my whole deal is that im always down to have a few different kinds of eggs together. lemme get em scrambled and sunny side up so i can dip my toast and then lemme get a hard boiled egg but you can have the yellow i dont want it and a little bit of tuna on the toast gaahhh im hungry. Scrambled fluffy cheesy final answer. but id like a glass of chocolate milk please. -j 3/14/2025

@j that sounds so gross — staz 3/15/25

i have this genius method of cooking eggs called "put it on the pan until it looks cooked and don't ask any further questions" — fullest 3/27/25

i rarely egg but when i do you best believe they be scrambled — octa 3/27/25

I'm feeling like cheesy scrambled with chili flakes. — casualjoe 3/27/25

What was the worst day of your life that didn't involve any outright tragedies?

when i was a young tween, my-dad-and-my housemate was moving her things from her parents' house to a storage unit (or something), and we were asked to help out. i don't remember specifics, but it was a slow bureaucratic process and i was too young and frail to be of use; thus i spent the entire day waiting somewhere for a few hours before being moved to a new location and waiting there instead. this was before i had a phone. or any entertainment at all. for eight hours. — sus 3/27/25

probably some day where i got broken up with when i was in highschool — octa 3/27/25

Suicide Contemplation, fire incident, breaking down on discord being forced to leave discord, choose one. — just kirb 4/1/25

Witscord is being split into partners for a group project. Who's your first pick—without repeating someone else's answer?

picking non is a gamble but it is one i am confident in — sus 3/27/25

unanswerable without knowing what the project is about — staz 3/27/25

jony, 100% — fullest 3/27/25

gloom. if not then sus for sure — octa 3/27/25

lavender for the personality match and because I may have misremembered some kind of asian relation — casualjoe 3/27/25

What's your favorite color?

i always say glaucous, but its actually closer to baby blue. a light glaucous if you will — sus 3/27/25

red — staz 3/27/25

favorite colors are a hoax developed by Big Light to sell more wavelengths. that being said #00c000 is my brand — fullest 3/27/25

soooo many but probably either pink or my signature coffee brown green is a very close second though— octa 3/27/25

grey, but rose red and #00FFFF are runner ups— casualjoe 3/27/25

#eaeaea for sentimental reasons- j 3/27/25

#00FFA9 (it kills people as a discord role)— prod 4/17/25

What's your sleep like? (bedtime, wake time, nightly routines, position, pillows, ambiance, etc.)

progesterone makes me super sleepy and so i fall asleep pretty easily. however it also makes my dreams super vivid and weird a lot of the time. waking up has gotten better with prog but its no where near what i was expecting it still sucks. i cuddle my blahaj most of the time for. reasons. usually listening to minecraft music but sometimes i dont for. reasons. — octa 3/27/25

Ingeredients: fuzzy blanket, additional blanket, four regular pillows, one body pillow, one small soft pillow. Procedure: somewhere near 1:30-2:30-am, curl into bed and set up pokemon sleep, sleep on side, place two pillows below head, one below side/back, hold body pillow with arms and legs, place small soft pillow between body and body pillow, use pillow to support hand(s) dangling off the side, fuzzy blanket and then additional blanket on top, both curl underneath side/back but above the side/back pillow, and also curl underneath feet for support. eventually fall asleep, this method has been perfected over many years. - j 3/27/25

walk into my brother's room, chill, go back to my room. I have a hard time sleeping if he's awake. I have a large catfish plush and sometimes a body pillow — casualjoe 3/31/25

What's something small that your soulmate would do (or does)?

tell me they miss me :) — octa 3/27/25

How fast can you run? No reason

I can sprint decently fast but pretty bad at medium distance, and long distance is impossible. I don't think I ever broke an 8-minute mile. —staz 4/2/25

What's a favorite memory of yours from high school?

playing custom star fluxx (card game), with my two tv studio friends, in the back room of said studio, during phantom class periods i probably shouldn't have had free, with incredible mood lighting because the building had lost power that day — sus 3/27/25

first thing that comes to my mind is my geometry teacher calling me dear she was very nice to me — octa 3/27/25

going on a trip to a trivia tournament with 2 other classmates and the club sponsor. — casualjoe 3/31/25

What was (or is) college like for you?

did some basically college stuff in high school. majored in comp sci. Do not do that. still recovering. — octa 3/27/25

did some basically college stuff in primary school. majored in comp sci. Do not do that. still recovering.— prod 4/17/25

Know any party tricks?

not anything cool no — sus 3/27/25

Do card tricks count? — staz 3/27/25

i can jumpscare people with my advanced vocal chords oh im also double jointed in my arms i can bend them wayyy too much — octa 3/27/25

What's your go-to menu item?

salad (ranch) and burger (medium rare (but i should probably just start asking for rare)) — sus 3/27/25

it used to be chicken tenders but now its something ive never tried but want to — octa 3/27/25

chicken burger w/ large fry and coffee shake — staz 4/5/25

theres this banging 2.5$ ramen place near home that runs 24/7 i probably prop up at least 25% of their business— prod 4/17/25

Any memorable places you've traveled to? Any places you'd like to travel to?

outside of my home state ive only been to texas (sucked) and colorado (was fun). id like to visit new york soon, move to canada eventually, and visit switzerland even more eventually — octa 3/31/25

the most exotic place ive been to is florida, on a few occasions. obviously ive been to new york and new jersey many times each but thats it except for arizona when i was too young to remember — sus 3/31/2

Toronto, specifically because I found a favorite webcomic there while I was bored. Pigeons loved congregating around this Chinatown sidewalk too, and I visited a few Vietnamese restaurants. There's also a house on the east coast because I frequented it a few times on the way to D.C. and it had a piano. I want to revisit D.C. or New York, maybe head to the Library of Congress — casualjoe 3/31/25

How would you describe your music taste?

pretty, ethereal, and romantic. i also like abstract and unique music. really anything that is an injection of dopamine directly into the brain. — octa 3/31/25

"sounds good". possibly more reliable is "looks good" — sus 3/31/2

videogame music, active ambience, gravelly noises, or weird rhythms — casualjoe 3/31/25

I like music with weird, strong emotions (with or without lyrics). I also like repetitive sounds, and music with interesting textures. — staz 4/3/25

2d women falling in various wells music— prod 4/17/25

Based on your personality, if you were an animal, what animal would you be?

kitty would be the easy answer but truthfully i feel like i am more of a little lamb than anything else — octa 3/31/25

a fish, and a clueless one at that — casualjoe 3/31/25

kitty cat — staz 4/5/25

nevermind, birds! just as clueless and curious — casualjoe 4/6/25

What custom emoji would you make into a universal one if given the chance?

NARUHODO — sus 4/2/25

:preen: — staz 4/5/25

:pink_heart:. im not quite sure why its not universal. — octa 4/6/25

meh, garf, or raz. if it wasn't witscord specific, weed soldier — casualjoe 4/6/25

did you know that onion is an emoji but turnip or leek is not— prod 4/17/25