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[[File:Dr. Panic.png|thumb|A typical can of Dr. Panic, produced in the 1990s. The main ingredients are water, cane sugar, caffeine, cocaine, 46 spices and flavourings.]] | [[File:Dr. Panic.png|thumb|A typical can of Dr. Panic, produced in the 1990s. The main ingredients are water, cane sugar, caffeine, cocaine, 46 spices and flavourings.]] | ||
'''Dr. Panic''' (patent pending) is the official beverage sponsor of [[Witscord]]. It is an energy drink. It was invented in 1984 by [[Dr. Panic (inventor)|Dr. Panic]]. | '''Dr. Panic''' (patent pending) is the official beverage sponsor of [[Witscord]]. It is an energy drink. It was invented in 1984 by [[Dr. Panic (inventor)|Dr. Panic]]. | ||
The drink's tagline is '''"It really does make you Panic."''' | |||
More intel will be added as it comes in. | More intel will be added as it comes in. | ||
Revision as of 21:08, 9 September 2025
Dr. Panic (patent pending) is the official beverage sponsor of Witscord. It is an energy drink. It was invented in 1984 by Dr. Panic.
The drink's tagline is "It really does make you Panic."
More intel will be added as it comes in.
September 9, 2025
Noneuclidean claims to be Dr. Panic. This claim is supported by Panic, who tasks Noneuclidean with working out the complexity class of 0PLAYER. Noneuclidean (whom new evidence suggests is in fact Dr. Panic) in a display of staggering intelligence instantly works out the answer to be 0P.