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'''Dr. Panic''' (patent pending) is the official beverage sponsor of [[Witscord]]. It is an energy drink.  
'''Dr. Panic''' (patent pending) is the official beverage sponsor of [[Witscord]]. It is an energy drink. It was invented in 1984 by [[Dr. Panic (inventor)|Dr. Panic]].  


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Revision as of 15:11, 9 September 2025

Dr. Panic (patent pending) is the official beverage sponsor of Witscord. It is an energy drink. It was invented in 1984 by Dr. Panic.

More intel will be added as it comes in.

September 9, 2025

Noneuclidean claims to be Dr. Panic. This claim is supported by Panic, who tasks Noneuclidean with working out the complexity class of 0PLAYER. Noneuclidean (whom new evidence suggests is in fact Dr. Panic) in a display of staggering intelligence instantly works out the answer to be 0P.